Characters: Bangladesh and Nack
Content: That "torture is fun" tag is a joke, right?
Setting: Serenity, Boatswain's office.
Time: Later on after the Sky Pig hunt.
Warnings: Maybe language.

( I'll tell you anything baby, 'cept the truth )

Characters: Dimo and Jennifer Walters, perhaps Bangladesh Dupree to "help" a little later on?
Content: Dimo does what Dimo does so very well, and teaches (or attempts to teach) Ms. Walters to throw knives.
Setting: The deck of Serenity
Time: Late morning, before the pig hunt starts
Warnings: Knives, Jägers, the usual

( Don't put holes in too many of your crewmates, now. )

Characters: Crew of Serenity
Content: The hunting of sky pork
Setting: Up in the air above the Badlands
Time: After repairs have been made from Stitch's Bizarre Adventure
Warnings:

( Buh buh buh BUH buh, buh buh buh BUH buh )

Characters: Dimo and Bang
Content: Bang needs a new jacket and new weaponry is always good. Possible Probable bar fight to follow, but hopefully no one will end up in jail.
Setting: Garretstown
Time: Right after the first mate's post
Warnings: Bang comes with her own warnings, as does Dimo. They'll probably be flirting, fighting, and swearing involved.

( Is that a knife in your pocket or- Oh. It's a knife )

Characters: Ryuuken (and any of the doctors who want to tag in) + injured people from recent plot
Content: Tsundoctor patches you up. But not because he wants to or anything --!!
Setting: Serenity infirmary
Time: Post-escape
Warnings: ...awful bedside manner?

( I might tear you apart )

Characters: Everybody on Serenity who volunteered
Content: The crew goes to deliver some spare parts to a few Grinders! Nothing can possibly go wrong.
Where: An old warehouse in Abantiare
Time: Sometime in the afternoon
Warnings: Unwanted shenanigans.

( You wanted the extra-large with - oh, sorry, wrong delivery )

Characters: Dimo, possibly the other Jägers, and anyone else on Serenity
Content: Dimo likes to have excuses to have people over for drinks. A new crew and a new ship are both excellent excuses.
Setting: Dimo's quarters on Serenity
Time: Evening, some time before Mal gives the crew their first job.
Warnings: Copious booze, swearing, Jäger flirting ( Read more... )

Characters: Kenpachi Zaraki and whomever he runs into.
Content: Kenpachi's trying to find his cabin, but he keeps getting lost.
Setting: On board the Sernenity
Time: sometime in the afternoon
Warnings: Swearing, and possibly violence towards inanimate objects (doors, boxes, etc)

( Lost, all alone, in a million acre catbox... )